TAG Bonus Chapter

A/N: Hello everyone! Thanks for reading TAG! For reading it all the way up to here, we'll give you a reward! This bonus chapter is dedicated to some of the different ways TAG could have gone. Thanks again for reading!

TAG Bonus Chapter
Chapter 14 (Outtakes)

"What do you mean we can't go?" Edward Elric whined. "We haven't had a vacation in a long time!"

"I'm sorry, but my decision is final," answered Colonel Mustang. "You two need to stay here. State Alchemists must be ready for a mission at a moment's notice. If you two are far away on some unknown island, you won't be able to respond to our calls fast enough."

Edward sighed. "Fine." He turned to leave.

"Trust me, Ed," the colonel insisted. "It would be better for you if you stay here."

The Fullmetal Alchemist left his office without responding. Mustang exhaled, as if he was relieved.

Alphonse was waiting for him outside. "So what did he say?"

"We have to stay here," Ed grumbled.

Al's shoulders drooped.

"Well, you can go if you want," said his older brother. "I'm the only one who has to stay."

"Brother, I already told you that we have to stay together! Besides, it won't be much fun if I go alone."

"Yeah, I guess so," Edward agreed. He looked at the invite he recieved one last time, thinking wistfully about Mishiranu Isle. Then he shrugged, tossing the letter into a trash bin as he and Alphonse walked away.

*****

"Hello and congratulations!" a girl's voice said through the speaker. "Welcome to the Anime Games, where one boy and one girl are selected from a variety of realities to compete against each other!"

America laughed, despite the situation. "Man, I knew it! I knew Britain was a chick!"

Meanwhile, Ciel, Light, Ash, and Hiroshi became extremely annoyed. Just who was she calling a girl?!

*****

"Black*Star Black*Star!!" Light cried out, running towards the ninja.

"What could you possibly need from the awesome me?" Black*Star replied.

"All I want is your autograph!" Light replied, holding the Death Note open to a blank page.

"Since I always think of myself, it's never hard to remember how to sign the name of someone as big as I am!" Black*Star laughed and signed the book.

"Thank you so much," Light remarked, laughing to himself.

*****

"Oh, Bassy, it's so scary here!" Grell whined, clinging to the demon.

"You must know that I will eventually kill you," Sebastian replied in an annoyed tone. "Besides, with all that whining, you're sure to give us away."

A rustle through the trees caught their attention.

"Now Grell, what did I say?" Sebastian asked with a roll of his eyes.

The Ao Oni broke through the trees and growled, staring them both down.

Grell shrieked in an extremely high pitch and sprinted away as fast as he could. "Save me Bassy!"

"I cannot save you if you run away like that!" Sebastian called after him. "What an idiot."

*****

"Prepare for trouble!"

"Make it double!"

"To protect the world from devastation!"

"To untie all peoples within our nation!"

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

"Jessie!"

"James!"

"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"

"Annoying, that's right," Miku replied, shooting their balloon with her pistol. It flew all over the place, crashing into the ground.

*****

"Soul, how will we make it out alive?" Blair whined, purring and curling around the scythe boy in her cat form.

"It's cool. You just have to make use of your magic and figure out a way to resonate souls with me."

"Easy silly! But I can tell there aren't mere humans in this game," Blair remarked, jumping off Soul's shoulder onto the ground. "Like that one."

Sebastian stared at the cat with wide sparkling eyes.

"If I may..." the butler started.

The pair looked at each other.

"...I would much enjoy petting that cat."

*****

"What is this?" Korra wondered aloud, poking the box with a branch she found on the ground.

Immediately the box jumped and started shaking. "No one is hiding in here! I am the box of tomatoes fairy!"

An eyebrow was raised and so was Korra's suspicion. "I really doubt that," she replied, attempting to pry open the box.

"No! Don't open the box!"

The top finally came out and out popped a young Italian with a curl spiraling from one side of his hair.

"Okay I admit it I'm not a fairy at all but please I don't want to die! I'm still just a virgin! Where do you think they get virgin olive oil from?"